Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Styles I Hate

My friend gave me a grand idea, don't just post about my day, but my thoughts an opinions and such. Well duh me why didn't I think of this before. So here we go, styles that I hate.

Number 5, Kitten heels




















"Wow! You look so tall and slim in those kitten heels!", said no one ever. Go big or go home. In more detail, why bother wearing a one inch or less heel? Either wear a nice simple flat, or wear a higher heel that doesn't  look so...well ugly. All of these shoes would look nice without the heel or with about a 2 inch addition. They are the mullet of the shoe world. 

Number 4, Wearing to little and too much

This basically means, slutty clothing, and clothing that doesn't know where it's going. Those people who pile on the prints, the necklaces, the layers, the accessories. It's just too much. I had a hard time finding a picture of this on Google, but the one I did actually pulls off the look because it's for an ad, whatever. 



This is pretty obvious, I mean would you rather read a 5 page essay of fluff or a 1 page essay of pure intelligence. People need to realize how powerful just a simple bold accessory a top a skirt and blouse can be. However, minimal clothing has a line as well. Don't cross it.

This everyone, is a slut. It's a big don't. I'd rather see a girl in a fitted long sleeve turtle neck dress, then in a deep v-neck shirt, oh I mean dress. I mean what if her mother saw this, or her grandmother, what would they think? This girl clearly has no respect for her body because she is insecure. Okay let me be brief, every body is different. Unless you are a twin of a supermodel, or just a supermodel, you will not look like a supermodel, but that is OK! Appreciate your body, because just imagine what your life would be like if you were even missing the smallest part of it. 


Number 3, Wrong fit




I'm sorry you had to see that! All I have to say about this is, you will not look skinnier just because you wear a smaller size. MIRRORS PEOPLE! 

Number 2, Dreadlocks

This is not racist, but dreadlocks only look good on black people. This is because black people have the right type of hair for dreadlocks. White people, do not. So please cherish your hair.



Number 1, Scene, Punk, Goth, Vampire.


And finally Scene kids. Please tell me how in any way this is attractive. "Whoo hoo I love scremo bands and hardcore things!!!.......Like putting flowers and pink in my hair". This style really just has no meaning or thought put into it. 



Well, that is all.

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